If Your Name Is Karen And You’re Not Being A “Karen” Domino’s Wants To Give You Pizza
It’s an unfortunate year to have been named Karen if you aren’t actually being a “Karen”. But you know what makes everything better? Pizza.
So, my dear Karen (NOT you “Karen”), you’ll be pleased to know that Domino’s Australia is offering you the chance to win free pizza for your naming woes.
CALLING ALL (MASK WEARING, LAW ABIDING) KARENS! 😷🚨
It’s a tough time to be a Karen.
Karen the nurse, Karen the…
“CALLING ALL (MASK WEARING, LAW ABIDING) KARENS,” the Facebook post begins, “It’s a tough time to be a Karen.”
“Karen the nurse, Karen the teacher, Karen the mum, Karen the neighbour, Karen the mask wearer — we’re all in this together, but a vocal minority who believe rules and laws don’t apply to them have given the name “Karen” a bad rap this year”.
“At Domino’s, we know there’s plenty of Australians named Karen that aren’t, well, “Karens”. Let us know if you’re one of them by completing the form via the link below. We may send some pizza your way!”
Please note that doesn’t seem to be a guarantee of free pizza, but free pizza is ALWAYS worth a shot if you ask me.
As you may have guessed, the comment section is a time and Domino’s is running wild with the sassy replies — which I’m always here for, obviously.
And then, of course, the actual “Karens” get involved. At least they maybe do? There’s a lot of sarcasm in these comments to be honest, it’s hard to tell who’s genuinely about to speak to the manager. But still, enjoy Domino’s cutting down a potential Karen AND “Karen”.
Anyway Karen (NOT “Karen”), go get your pizza!
(Lead Image: Pexels / Brett Jordan)