Lachlan Kanoniuk

Lachlan Kanoniuk is a cro-magnon man (caveman) who had been trapped in ice, underground, for many centuries until the summer of 1992, when two highschool teenagers – Dave (Sean Astin) and Stoney (Pauly Shore) –discovered him under Dave's unfinished pool. After thawing out Lachlan, the two boys decided to clean him, dress him, provide him with a Twitter account, and bring him to school to gain popularity.

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