Don’t Worry, The Internet Is Full Of Great Ideas For The New 30-Minute Haircut Rule
Of all the problems coming out of the current pandemic, I think we can all agree that haircuts are probably the last thing on our lists.
Having said that, with all the new — and often confusing — rules shared by ScoMo last night, we still can’t help having SO many questions around the newly imposed 30-minute haircut rule.
First of all, why are haircuts allowed at all? Secondly, why 30 minutes? Is a 35-minute haircut just crazy talk? Could you not catch a virus as easily in five minutes as you could in an hour?
Also, if 30-minutes is indeed the limit that will keep us all safe, what exactly does a 30-minute haircut look like? I mean, my very balding Dad who pops in the chair for a five-second buzz cut is probably laughing, but how would this work for people with long or styled hair?
Obviously, these are SUPER important questions right now, and the internet has some superb answers.
#1 Wayne’s World wasn’t so dumb afterall
Everybody! I’ve solved the 30 minute haircut problem. Scotty from Marketing is truly a visionary. pic.twitter.com/cpCEkvHE50
— Benjamin B. Alldridge (@norks) March 24, 2020
#2 We can absolutely take inspo from our pets
— Juanita Phillips (@Juanita_Phillip) March 24, 2020
#5 Or any animal, really
— Heather Zwicker (@heatherzwicker) March 24, 2020
#4 Bowl cuts are absolutely back
Me after my 30 minute haircut pic.twitter.com/0TwX3VyQQX
— Sally Spicer (@SallySpicer4) March 24, 2020
#5 As is ‘The Wookie’
You after a month of isolation babe pic.twitter.com/MX4FEj5rZm
— Micky P (@paunola_michael) March 24, 2020
#6 It’s time to get inventive with your cutting tools
— Alexis Claire (@alexisclaired) March 24, 2020
#7 The Simpsons actually provides a handy style guide
— Chris Salisbury (@drcsalisbury) March 24, 2020
#8 It is absolutely time to make friends with this guy:
30 minute haircuts?
We need this guy more than ever!!! pic.twitter.com/mH5fhfbivB
— It’s All Complete Bollocks! 💧🌈 (@RichardTuffin) March 24, 2020
#9 Prepare for even MORE bragging from your dad about his cheap/fast hair cut
New 30-minute limit not long enough at the hairdressers?
My wife gave me the usual haircut at home this morning.
10 minutes tops.
Went the Number 1 comb, super short. pic.twitter.com/mhmrkjBDCt
— Matthew Abraham (@KevCorduroy) March 25, 2020
#10 Apparently this used to be a thing, so maybe bring it back?
— HP (@hp88) March 24, 2020
Of course, to me it makes more sense to just chuck your hair into a ponytail and stay inside — but what do I know?
(Lead Image: Wayne’s World)